The Bum Brush

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I did it!  I finally did it!  I have finally purchased the bum brush referenced in my earlier post:

Y:  I wish I could read Japanese.
Me:  Yeah, me too!
Y:  What do you think this brush is for?

Me:  It’s got a picture of a bum on it!
Y:  Weird.

Me:  Maybe it’s something to use on your ass?  Getting rid of cellulite perhaps?
Y:  A brush for your ass… That’s hilarious!  [starts using the brush on his forearm]  The bristles feel a bit harsh.

Me:  Really?  Try it on me!  [stretches out arm a little]
Y:  Huh? What? On your ass!? In front of all these people!!?

Me:  No!  I meant on my arm!
Y:  Oh.  Ohhhh.  [breathes sigh of relief]  That… That makes more sense. (more…)

My Top 10 Half-Baked Notions about Lurve

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Today I was chatting with a colleague about relationships ‘n’ such and started pondering on matters of the heart.  Love is such an individual thing and making blanket statements on how to make a romantic relationship work rarely works out, however I thought I’d have fun listing the top 10 things I think has helped “save my bacon” in the past romance-wise to help remind me how not to screw things up in the future. Well, not as much anyway. 😉 (more…)