I did it! I finally did it! I have finally purchased the bum brush referenced in my earlier post:
Y: I wish I could read Japanese.
Me: Yeah, me too!
Y: What do you think this brush is for?
Me: It’s got a picture of a bum on it!
Me: Maybe it’s something to use on your ass? Getting rid of cellulite perhaps?
Y: A brush for your ass… That’s hilarious! [starts using the brush on his forearm] The bristles feel a bit harsh.
Me: Really? Try it on me! [stretches out arm a little]
Y: Huh? What? On your ass!? In front of all these people!!?
Me: No! I meant on my arm!
Y: Oh. Ohhhh. [breathes sigh of relief] That… That makes more sense. (more…)